Mary Jade in Prague- giving you the 5-0 on the 420 scene :)

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Where to buy weed in Prague?? FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS AND DON'T FORGET TO BUY SOME FUCKING PAPERS

1. STOP BEING A LONER AND ACTUALLY MAKE SOME FUCKING FRIENDS.

Because like the song says a friend with weed is better, right?

Even if you have arrived in Prague alone there are plenty of like minded people here. You could try to meet, sit, chat and talk with people before pouncing them with the question of where to score.

If you are stuck for friends try Couchsurfing, some of the Prague based facebook groups like this, and dont forget the Czechsmokers page on fb is dedicated to toker meets in Prague.

You can get in touch quickly via Facebook messenger by clicking on this link or talking to me via the chat box
m.me/czechsmokers

2. IF YOU CANT FIND YOUR OWN FUCKING FRIENDS, PAY SOMEONE TO FIND THEM FOR YOU.

SO you either don’t have time to go to couchsurfing meetings or the like, but have a heavy wallet. OK we can work with that.

Whilst most of the Barcrawl companies that operate want to charge you to ply you with cheap booze, There are the occasional tour taking groups of tourists round the quiet local places where its OK to light up a doob. And although the tour guides themselves and the company Don’t actually sell or provide stuff for obvious reasons (read heat score!) Not only do you get to meet some friends who smoke, upping your chances of a connect, chances are that you are going to places where you might make a special friend.

3. IF YOU ARE GOING TO TRY THE 'APPROACH' METHOD, AT LEAST BE A BIT FUCKING SOCIAL!

So your in a situation that you cant find anyone to like your company for more than a fleeting moment, your too fucking cheap to pay for a tour, and scared shitless of getting ass raped by the street dealers. You see a group of people obviously puffing away and laughing on a bench, so, what do you do?

First if you are going to approach people dont be loud. Have a map in your hand. Start the conversation with something like ‘hey, do you know where X is’ and then progress to asking them what they do in prague. If they say student/waster/bum then you have found the right people. Ask them what they are smoking. Ask them if its any good, and tell them the last stuff you bought was shit.

Chances are they will then laugh and say hey, come see my guy. SCORE. Or, they might let you have some of theirs. DOUBLE SCORE.

Just remember the ‘street’ method does not always work, especially if you have that aura of cop or douchebag surrounding you. And expect to pay up to 500ck a gram as you are obviously a desperate tourist and the student has beer to buy with your money 🙂

Where to buy weed in Prague ??

NOW YOU KNOW HOW TO SCORE SAFE AND HAVE A FUN TIME IN PRAGUE. ENJOY YOUR TIME, AND DONT FORGET TO REMIND YOURSELF WHAT NOT TO DO IF YOU FEEL YOURSELF SLIPPING.

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